Whenever any client, staff, friend or family member seeks solace from the British summer (hahahahah) we always ask them to bring us back a fridge magnet. Well, this time one of our clients was unable to find a magnet, so they brought us back a… toy (check out the scanned box artwork).
Actually despite your assumptions, it is an ‘eye massager’. You place the two fingers over the bridge of your nose and turn it on (via a USB plug). A weird sensation guaranteed but my thoughts were more about the fact that everyone seemed disappointed when we read the instructions to find out that it ‘massaged eyes’ – and the testament to our client relations that they would feel comfortable bringing us back a foreign vibrator!
So the designers of the box can chalk up another win using the trusted method of ‘naked innocent-looking girl and a pink two-finger power instrument’ , meanwhile I’m off to go massage our receptionist’s eyes 